UNCOOLKIDS

Adios Esposito

Midnight — Friday November 17

10pm — Friday November 17

WHERE:The Peoples Improv Theatre, 154 W. 29th Street, between 6th and 7th
COST:$8
SUMMARY:”Cool kids agree, being cool is all about being able to enjoy a good ole’ educational from the middle of the 20th century.
Please, join us as we perform a live commentary on educational filmstrips from the depressing 30’s, all the way through those craaaaaazy 60’s. We’ll learn about everything from the kitchen of the future to identifying homosexuals. “

10pm-6am — Friday November 17

WHERE:Rubulad, 338 Flushing Ave, between Classon and Taffe Pl, Brooklyn
L train to Bedford Avenue > B61 bus on Driggs to Flushing Ave (10 mins) > left under BQE > Rubulad’s on your right just past the gas station *OR* J / M / Z to Marcy Ave > walk along BQE > left under BQE at Flushing.
COST:$10
SUMMARY:”A jamboree for Medieval cross-dressing geeks! This is your opportunity to dress as a fun-lovin’ member of the opposite sex, S&M person, village idiot, or something like that. We suggest you take it. Featuring live music by: Japanther, Paprika, The Jewish and Chicha Libre”

10pm and Midnight — EVERY FRIDAY thru November 17
LAST NIGHT!!!

WHERE:Mo Pitkins, 39 Ave A between 2nd and 3rd St
COST:$15
SUMMARY:”This surreal, genre-bending spectacle features a plethora of the most unusual characters including: Exhibitionistic Uncle Jimmy and his devoted side-kick Chuck Bob, the classy (yet enigmatic) Piranha Man, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots gone astray, a Lemur named Larry, and occasional visits from the Big Fat Fucking Floating Head (he’s from another dimension).”

10pm — Friday November 17 (also December 1)

WHERE:Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church St at White St
COST:$10
SUMMARY:”MISSION BRIEFING: The world is, as usual, in trouble… menaced this time by the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination — to use the twirling of burlesque performers’ tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission — is not the most ludicrous in the 44-year history of the 007 franchise.”

7:30pm — Friday November 17

WHERE:Housing Works Bookstore, 126 Crosby St at Prince St
COST:$20
SUMMARY:”Northern State is a female hip-hop group named after the Northern State Parkway in their home region of Long Island, New York. The group consists of members Julie “Hesta Prynn” Goodman, Correne “Spero” Spero, and Robyn “DJ Sprout” Goodmark. Their previous albums Dying In Stereo and All City made them friends and fans like Beastie Boy Adrock, who is helping produce their newest album. They have toured with Le Tigre, Cake, The Roots and De La Soul.”

9:30am-4:30pm — Tuesdays
Noon-5pm — Thursdays and Fridays

Closes November 17

WHERE:The Philoctetes Center, 247 East 82nd St, 3rd Floor, between 2nd and 3rd Ave
COST:FREE
SUMMARY:”Pattern recognition is a discipline that explores systems of recurring relationships in data. Whether inspired by aesthetics, artificial intelligence, or a pathological compulsion for order, the works in this exhibit use computers, mathematical algorithms, randomness, symbols, and patterns as creative means.”