UNCOOLKIDS

Adios Esposito

10pm — Wednesday December 13

9:30pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:Comix, 353 West 14th St at 9th Ave
COST:$15
SUMMARY:”New York’s hottest Sketch Comedy Troupe, The Whitest Kids U’ Know, have spent the last six weeks traveling across the country with Flogging Molly, performing in ballrooms and theaters across the country, winning over extremely rowdy crowds. ”

8pm — EVERY WEDNESDAY

WHERE:The Roxy, 515 W.18th St, between 10th Ave and the West Side Highway
COST:$15
SUMMARY:”At ROXY Wednesday night is roller-skating & blading, offering New York City’s only complete indoor roller-skate & rollerblade ROLLER DISCO.”
8-9pm–Disco, 9-10pm–R&B, 10-11pm–Top 40, 11 -2am–House

8pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:MoMA, 11 West 53rd St between 5th and 6th Ave
COST:$10 without museum admission (but ticket stub can be presented for $10 off museum admission within 30 days) or FREE with museum admission
SUMMARY:”Head over heels in love with his brother’s fiancée (Cher), Ronny (Cage) convinces her to spend one night at the opera. The Metropolitan Opera House and its gushing fountain provide an appropriately operatic backdrop.”

8pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome Street at Forsyth
COST:FREE
SUMMARY:The Happy Ending Music and Reading Series “features the most interesting storytellers, writers, musicians, raconteurs and personalities, and requires the readers to take one public risk, while the the musicians, who perform two short sets with their original, lyric-driven music, are required to play one cover song and try to get the audience to sing along.”
THIS WEEK:Leanne Shapton, Chris Leo, Marcellus Hall and music from Jennifer O’ Connor

8pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:Carnegie Hall, 57th St and Seventh Ave
COST:$29-$79
SUMMARY: Rufus Wainwright and Martha Wainwright with special guests Jimmy Fallon, Laurie Anderson, Teddy Thompson, Linda Thompson and Lou Reed

6:30pm-8:30pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:Merchant’s House Museum, 29 E 4th St, between Lafayette and Bowery
COST:$25
SUMMARY:”The halls will be decked, figured mahogany and crystal prisms will dance in the candlelight, and our own Bond Street Euterpean Singing Society will sing traditional carols. Join us for a collation of holiday fare and a ‘bowl of bishop’, a libation frequently offered to 19th-century callers. Tours of the house and a fabulous holiday gift bazaar and silent auction — and new this year, a live auction of select items — will complete the festivities.”

6pm — Wednesday December 13

WHERE:Still Bar, 190 3rd Ave, at 17th St
COST:$5
SUMMARY:”Do you hate your job? Do you like your job but hate your office? Do you like you job, like your office, but hate your holiday office party? Do you like all of those things, but still like to go to more parties? Do you not even have an office? Do you not even have a job?

Well, then come on down to Metro Metro’s second-ever Holiday Office Party. We consider all of you to be our employees, and we want to wrap the year up right.

A $5 fee at the door gets you good drink deals, food deals, and entry into the game. You pick your own job title, wear a nametag expressing it, and then act out the part as much or as little as you like. We’ll vote on the best, and they’ll receive prizes. We are also looking to do a raffle, instead of Christmas bonuses. It’s been that kind of year.”