Pinchbottom Declares War

10pm — Friday February 16

• WHERE:Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church St at White St
• COST:$10
• SUMMARY:”When President JONNY PORKPIE learns from credible sources that NASTY CANASTA and her Burlesque Commandoes are stockpiling “Weapons of Ass Destruction”, he orders an immediate invasion of New York City. Will the battle be won by Porkpie’s elite unit? Or will they fall to defeat when they see how General Nasty handles her privates, both in and out of uniform?”