Archive for April 9th, 2007

Who is Fluff?

A 6 foot 3ish fluffy-haired master of fun that knows positively EVERY event going on in NYC and has sometimes been spotted wearing a fuzzy black kitty cat hat with pink puffballs; basically, he’s really just a cool guy nicknamed Fluff (aka Geoff with a G) that really LOVES birthday parties.
He loves them so much he threw an Exploding Dinner Shindig for his own B-day at his fab little Brooklyn dwelling on April 7th. The “totally free House Party with love” decorations included colorful 80’s prom style streamers, duct tape, glowing Boo decorations and even the kitchen Virgin Mary was decked out in pink & aluminum foil letters reading “I Heart You Christ Love”.

Costumes were encouraged, backyard activities were complete with Kitty Girl Emmeline showing off her skilled hoopster moves, a little poi, exploding ice bombs, FIRE and Airwolf- whoosh! For curious minds- Airwolf was a home-made circus ride: just picture a grown man tummy down on a rolling office chair spinning out of control while blowing a leaf blower at the crowd- strange, yet freakishly entertaining.

There was plenty to do- like roasting marshmallows over an open flame (yum), playing old school teenage drinking games, avoiding the creepy guy, pounding the shit out of the Turtle Dude pinata filled with candy, condoms & unmentionables and taking shots from the popular Mobile Assault Ice Luge (MAIL)- a block of ice strapped to a clanky shopping cart sometimes attached to a child’s bouncy-horse pony.

Crowd consisted mostly of burners, tribe peeps, friends and weird-ass acquaintances. Co-event planner Paul/DJ Gay Bezerker was rockin out with records in the DJ booth, while we were sipping on sangria, munching on paella and getting our minds sucked secretly out of our bodies compliments of Electric Sheep.

My favorite question of the night was: who were the naked folks scrambling around in the basement? Seriously, who was that???

Overall: This party was so wrong it was right. Fluff left his own party at 6 AM. The evening was peculiar and outlandishly pleasurable! Thanks to the speed of viral advertising, networking sites & internet connections- Fluff was actually invited to his own party 3 separate times- Ha! Fluff, you are so UNCOOL! Party pics